Dear so called Mr. Christian,

Going to hell? What? Who me? No, God wouldn’t do that. I am a nice person. I go to church on Sunday. My priest says we are all going to heaven. And I watch Joyce Meyer every night except Thursday (Thursday I watch Queer Eye For The Straight Guy). And so what if I live with my boyfriend. We will soon be engaged. Everyone else is doing it. And, and Jesus died for all of us right? I know I read that in John 3:16. And besides, I know some of these little things I do are sins against God, but I ask for forgiveness every night before I go to bed. Usually after drinking a six pack of beer. But that's OK too. A lot of Christians drink occasionally. Even Jesus drank. So I am aloud to drink, right? And I pray, lately I've been praying for a new car because mine is about to die. Last year we prayed for my Aunt. She was dying of breast cancer. But God didn't answer that prayer. You know, he doesn't answer prayers like back in the Bible days. So we didn't expect her to live anyway. And yes I read the Bible once in a while. I would do it more often but there are a lot of good shows on TV right now. And decides, I am too busy right now because my kids are into sports and other school activities so I am on the run for them all the time. You know they get a good education at our public school. They are learning more things than we ever learned. They learn about evolution and about other religions and how to make homosexuals feel welcome and, well they even have gay pride day. A happy day showing that it is okay to be gay. God doesn't condemn people because they are gay, does he? And even if he did say that in the Bible, the old Bible was written for the people long ago. It doesn't apply much to our culture today. They are re-writing new Bibles that are more sensitive to peoples needs and feelings now. But anyway, that is why I believe we won't go to Hell.
Sincerely,
Unknowledgeable Fool.